To the tune of “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer” (chorus)
Presley found some undies in the closet
She found them tasty on ole’ Christmas Eve
You can say that doggies don’t like undies
But as for me and Pres we disagree
Presley likes to sit on couch cushions
She’ll sit there every time you turn your back
You can tell her no 1,000 times
But she’ll plop back down when e’er you leave the room
Happy New Years from the Blundell’s – Presley included.