Here are some of the latest rumors circling the web today…
- MacBook Air includes secret filter to block all references to Ron Paul
- Blood was digitally removed from There Will Be Blood
- Patton Oswalt has signed a two-year contract with the Baltimore Ravens
- ABC announced George Lucas‘s Matrix Babies coming this fall
- Report links Alvin, Simon to performance-enhancing helium
- The Dinobots will be voiced by the Wu Tang Clan
- They shot that tiger because it knew Tom Cruise was gay
- Islanders on “Lost” to adopt adorable, wisecracking orphan cousin
- No new Garfield movie until 2011
- B.A. Baracus played in new A-Team movie by Marcus Carl Franklin, Ben Whishaw, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Richard Gere, and Cate Blanchett
- New Radiohead video available only as an animated GIF
- Hillary Clinton thinks Batman Forever got everything right
- Peter Parker is going to start failing Chemistry so kids can better relate to the character
- iPhone tells Diane Sawyer of Jobs’s “inappropriate touching”
- There are too many pop culture references in Internet lists
Now granted, these are just rumors – but don’t say I didn’t tell you so.