A great reason to hope your torturer is Anglican or Anabaptist

As Brian McLaren suggests, “They aren’t as likely as some religious folk are to kill or torture you.”

Milk Chocolate Bar Cake

MILK CHOCOLATE BAR CAKE

1 (18.25 oz.) package Swiss chocolate cake mix (I used Duncan Hines)
1 (8-oz) package cream cheese, softened
1 cup powdered sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
10 (1.5 oz) milk chocolate candy bars with almonds (I used Hershey bars w/almonds)
1 (120oz.) container frozen whipped topping (I used CoolWhip)

*PREPARE cake according to package directions. Pour batter into 3 greased and floured 8″ round cakepans.

*BAKE @ 325 degrees for 20-25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool cake in pans on wire racks 10 minutes. Remove cake from pans; cool completely on wire racks.

*BEAT cream cheese, powdered sugar, & granulated sugar at medium speed in electric mixer until mixture is creamy.

*CHOP 8 candy bars finely. Fold cream cheese mixture and chopped candy into whipped topping.

*SPREAD icing between layers and on top & sides of cake. Chop remaining 2 candy bars. Sprinkle half of chopped candy bars over cake. Press remaining chopped candy along bottom edge of cake.

Prep: Approx. 20 minutes. Bake: 25 minutes.