A proposal for nine new game shows

With the writer’s strike going on here’s some new ideas for network TV execs. From the funny guys over at Woot!:

* Tickle The Angry Scorpion
* Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons featuring Vin Diesel & Friends
* Who Took My Golden Arm?
* Toronto Squares
* Hedge Maze Full Of Cobras!
* Stop Hitting Yourself: The Endurance Challenge
* Thirty-One Seconds In The Wood Chipper
* Coconut Pie Or Millionaire?
* Do Calculus While We Poke You

They left off Aaron’s suggestion of a new reality TV show on Fox: When Rabbits Attack

new year humor

my mate Thomas shared this video clip of Emo Phillips (whom you may remember as the woodshop teacher in UHF)… enjoy!

update :: just saw that this video has been taken down 🙁 and I can’t find it anywhere (when I’d really like to use it Saturday for our community group. as a fill in, here’s a copy of the main joke ::

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.