Psalm like it hot

I’ve been looking to find this for a while and haven’t found it in any brick and mortar bookstores.
But thanks to @U2, I’ve finally found Bono’s opening to The Book of Psalms. It’s part of a series of Biblical books, published in 1999, introduced by celebraties and others.

The publication of the King James version of the Bible, translated between 1603 and 1611, coincided with an extraordinary flowering of English literature and is universally acknowledged as the greatest influence on English-language literature in history. Now, world-class literary writers introduce the books of the King James Bible in a series of beautifully designed, small-format volumes. The introducers’ passionate, provocative, and personal engagements with he spirituality and the language of the test make the Bible come alive as a stunning work of literature and remind us of its overwhelming contemporary relevance.

Psalm Like It Hot
What Elvis was to rock’n’roll, David was to the blues. Bono, U2’s singer and a campaigner to end Third World debt, argues that the psalms truly rock the soul.
The Guardian (U.K.), October 31, 1999

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Explaining belief has always been difficult. How do you explain a love and logic at the heart of the universe when the world is so out of kilter with this? Has free will got us crucified? And what about the dodgy characters who inhabit the tome known as the Bible, who hear the voice of God? Explaining faith is impossible: vision over visibility; instinct over intellect. A songwriter plays a chord with the faith that he will hear the next one in his head.
One of the writers of the psalms was a musician, a harp-player whose talents were required at “the palace” as the only medicine that would still the demons of the moody and insecure King Saul of Israel. It is a thought that still inspires: Marilyn sang for Kennedy, the Spice Girls for Prince Charles.
At the age of 12, I was a fan of David. He felt familiar, like a pop star could feel familiar. The words of the psalms were as poetic as they were religious, and he was a star. Before David could fulfil the prophecy and become the king of Israel, he had to take quite a beating. He was forced into exile and ended up in a cave in some no-name border town facing the collapse of his ego and abandonment by God. But this is where the soap opera got interesting. This is where David was said to have composed his first psalm — a blues. That’s what a lot of the psalms feel like to me, the blues. Man shouting at God — “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? Why art thou so far from helping me?” (Psalm 22).
I hear echoes of this holy row when un-holy bluesman Robert Johnson howls, “There’s a hellhound on my trail” or Van Morrison sings, “Sometimes, I feel like a motherless child.” Texas Alexander mimics the psalms in “Justice Blues”: “I cried Lord my father, Lord kingdom come. Send me back my woman, then thy will be done.” Humorous, sometimes blasphemous, the blues was backslidin’ music but, by its very opposition, it flattered the subject of its perfect cousin, gospel.
Abandonment and displacement are the stuff of my favourite psalms. The Psalter may be a font of gospel music, but for me it’s despair that the psalmist really reveals and the nature of his special relationship with God. Honesty, even to the point of anger. “How long, Lord? Wilt thou hide thyself forever?” (Psalm 89), or “Answer me when I call” (Psalm 5).
Psalms and hymns were my first taste of inspirational music. I liked the words, but I wasn’t sure about the tunes — with the exception of Psalm 23, “The Lord is my Shepherd.” I remember them as droned and chanted rather than sung. But they prepared me for the honesty of John Lennon, the baroque language of Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen, the open throat of Al Green and Stevie Wonder. When I hear these singers, I am reconnected to a part of me I have no explanation for — my “soul” I guess.
Words and music did for me what solid, even rigorous, religious argument could never do — they introduced me to God, not belief in God, more an experiential sense of GOD. Over art, literature, girls, my mates, the way in to my spirit was a combination of words and music. As a result, the Book of Psalms always felt open to me and led me to the poetry of Ecclesiastes, the Song of Solomon, the book of John…My religion could not be fiction, but it had to transcend facts. It could be mystical, but not mythical.
My mother was Protestant, my father Catholic. Anywhere other than Ireland that would be unremarkable. The “Prods” at that time had the better tunes and the Catholics had the better stage-gear. My mate Gavin Friday used to say: “Roman Catholicism is the Glamrock of religion” with its candles and psychedelic colours — cardinal blues, scarlets and purples — smoke bombs of incense and the ring of the little bell. The Prods were better at the bigger bells, they could afford them. In Ireland, wealth and Protestantism went together. To have either was to have collaborated with the enemy — that is, Britain. This did not fly in our house.
After going to Mass at the top of the hill, in Finglas on the north side of Dublin, my father waited outside the little Church of Ireland chapel at the bottom of the hill, where my mother had brought her two sons.
I kept myself awake thinking of the clergyman’s daughter and let my eyes dive into the cinema of the stained glass. These Christian artists had invented the movies. Light projected through colour to tell their story. In the Seventies the story was “the Troubles,” and the Troubles came through the stained glass, with rocks thrown more in mischief than in anger. But the message was the same: the country was to be divided along sectarian lines. I had a foot in both camps, so my Goliath became religion itself: I began to see religion as the perversion of faith. I began to see God everywhere else. In girls, fun, music, justice and still — despite the lofty King James translation — the Scriptures.
I loved these stories for the basest reasons. These were action movies, with some hardcore men and women, the car chases, the casualties, the blood and guts. There was very little kissing.
David was a star, the Elvis of the Bible, if we can believe the chiselling of Michelangelo. And unusually for such a “rock star,” with his lust for power, lust for women, lust for life, he had the humility of one who knew his gift worked harder than he ever would. He even danced naked in front of his troops — the biblical equivalent of the royal walkabout. David was definitely more performance artist than politician.
Anyway, I stopped going to churches and got into a different kind of religion. Don’t laugh. That’s what being in a rock ‘n’ roll band is. Showbiz is shamanism, music is worship. Whether it’s worship of women or their designer, the world or its destroyer, whether it comes from that ancient place we call soul or simply the spinal cortex, whether the prayers are on fire with a dumb rage or dove-like desire, the smoke goes upwards, to God or something you replace God with — usually yourself.
Years ago, lost for words and with 40 minutes of recording time left before the end of our studio time, we were still looking for a song to close our third album, War. We wanted to put something explicitly spiritual on the record to balance the politics and romance of it; like Bob Marley or Marvin Gaye would. We thought about the psalms — Psalm 40. There was some squirming. We were a very “white” rock group, and such plundering of the scriptures was taboo for a white rock group unless it was in the “service of Satan.” Psalm 40 is interesting in that it suggests a time in which grace will replace karma, and love will replace the very strict laws of Moses (in other words, fulfil them). I love that thought. David, who committed some of the most selfish as well as selfless acts, was depending on it. That the scriptures are brim full of hustlers, murderers, cowards, adulterers and mercenaries used to shock me. Now it is a source of great comfort.
“40” became the closing song at U2 shows, and on hundreds of occasions, literally hundreds of thousands of people of every size and shape of T-shirt have shouted back the refrain, pinched from Psalm 6: “How long (to sing this song).” I had thought of it as a nagging question, pulling at the hem of an invisible deity whose presence we glimpse only when we act in love. How long hunger? How long hatred? How long until creation grows up and the chaos of its precocious, hell-bent adolescence has been discarded? I thought it odd that the vocalising of such questions could bring such comfort — to me, too.
But to get back to David, it is not clear how many of these psalms David or his son Solomon really wrote. Some scholars suggest that the royals never dampened their nibs and that there was a host of Holy Ghost writers. Who cares? I didn’t buy Leiber and Stoller — they were just his songwriters. I bought Elvis.
The Book of Psalms, with this introduction by Bono is published tomorrow by Canongate as part of a new series of pocket canons.

May 28

Tomorrow is Saturday, May 28.
For most, it will be a normal Saturday, filled with sleeping in, baseball, t-ball and softball games.
Many will wake up, throw on some old clothes and get out and work in the yard.
A really good friend of mine, Leslie Leech, will be married tomorrow afternoon.
But for me and my family, it will be another first.
May 28 was the day my sister, Amy, planned to say her own wedding vows with my best friend Matt Lehmann.
Yet, God had other plans.
I still don’t understand it. I probably never will.
You always think, “This will never happen to us. It only happens to other people.”
Well now, we’re everyone else’s other people.
I’m not sure how I feel about tomorrow.
Our family will be gathering together at my aunt and uncles home with Matt’s family.
I’m almost dreading it. I know it’s better for everyone to be together tomorrow than moping at home, but for some reason, bringing everyone together means more moping and more sorrow.
My friend Chris said it best (out of the blue) yesterday.
“When you have a jig-saw puzzle and all the pieces are tossed about, you don’t really realize any pieces are missing. But when you put the puzzle together and you have one piece missing – it makes a huge difference.”
For me, I hope to have fun, laugh a lot and enjoy the day – but I almost wonder if that’s even possible.
Will the strain and sorrow on everyone’s heart over shadow everything?
I wish I could just bring my laptop along and blog everything that’s said or done. But would anyone else really want to know?
I’m sure the people around me get tired of me talking about Amy. It tends to come up in half my conversations.
I miss her greatly, but I don’t want to dwell on that. I just want to tell everyone how Godly and amazing she was in life and in death.
I want to tell everyone crying for her, “Shake it off. Amy would hate to know you’re crying for her.”
But that seems rude and crude. And if they ever catch me crying — I’d punch them in the face for saying it to me.
C.S. Lewis wrote after his wife’s death, “I’ve become an embarassement to all my friends. They don’t know how to respond to me. I hate the people who bring it up. And I hate the people who don’t.”
People say, “You’ll get over it. You’ll move on.”
I don’t think you ever really will. There’s still that missing piece of the puzzle.
It’s like telling an amputee they’ll get over the loss of a leg.
You don’t get over it — you adjust.
So, there are my plans for the weekend. I hope I didn’t just throw out a huge downer on yours.
If so — simply turn off your computer, walk away and pretend you never read this.
But know this: Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
And Jesus is the friend of a wounded heart.

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An addition to my previous post

Whataburger had a great feature on their website… Whataburger Stories.

People had the opportunity to send in their stories from Whataburger and share them with the world.

That’s an idea I think everyone could use and add to their website.

Especially a previously mentioned competitor of Whataburger.

Have it your way?

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I’m on a bit of a rant here.

After working late tonight, I decided to stop by a local burger joint to grab a value meal for my evening dinner. I asked for a particular burger and I was told, “Sorry, we’re out of those buns.”

I was taken back and asked her to repeat herself.

Sure enough they were out of the buns needed to make my burger.

I asked what what burger I could have then, and she named off a childs burger, a chicken sandwich, a fish sandwich and a specialty sandwhich.

I was still taken back — a burger joint, at 9 p.m. would not serve me a burger.

I asked if they could simply put my burger on a differnet bun. “No, our manager said those are too expensive.”

WHAT!? Too expensive? Whatever happened to “Have it your way?!”

Maybe I’m expecting too much, but I think if your out of buns for your trademark burger, you should allow a substitute – not complain that another bun is too expensive.

So with my new understanding of what “Have it your way” really meant, I drove down the street and grabbed a What-a-Burger Tripple Meat-Tripple Cheese (Tripple Bypass) Value Meal – and I had it What-A-Sized.

Oh my, a cheeseburger never tasted so good. Well maybe, but after my huge dissapointment from earlier, anything probably would have tasted just as good. When I came home, I went to the companies website to file a complaint.

And what did I find, but the company does not accept e-mails and has no forms for feedback on their website.

Instead, I get three options for contacting them.

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Not only could I not have my burger my way – but I couldn’t contact them my way.

Some one needs to check their slogan and make sure that it’s still company policy.

Advertising “Have it Your Way” is great. I love having it my way.

But instead of getting it my way there – I went to What-A-Burger where I had it “Just my Way.”

Thanks What-A-Burger for standing by your corporate slogan.

And I’m glad to be able to send you my comments my way – by a form on your website or email.

Bison Chips

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Oh – now this is great. Check out this musical group: Bison Chips.

According to their website:

The Bison Chips are a group of talented gentlemen bonded together by their never-ending pursuit of wine, women, and song. Despite their uncharacteristic panache and boyish good looks, The Bison Chips have exuded a harmonious aura of awe-inspiring proclivities at Bucknell University for over 30 years.

A really fun album. I downloaded it from Yahoo! Unlimited, but you can buy or listen to their music here as well.