37 things people are saying about God

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I did a random search for “God” on Twitter last week. Interesting to see how many different mentions he gets at any given point online…

Here are just a random sampling of what folks are saying about “God” on Twitter…

@DoctorOddfellow
Oh God. Cook County Sheriff was just here and I JUST missed an obstruction of justice charge. Ugh. Rules and Policies, you don’t work.

@Nnenma
You are blessed if you are too busy to worry by day and too sleepy to worry by night. God gives sleep to His beloved.

@ChrisDuhamelJsy
Oh dear god… these little people are so depressing! this is meant to be full of funnies… they aren’t there on my tv to depress me

@mattlande
God, we’re all so empty yet so fulfilled.

@CraigChalmers
Oh god.. I still have the skills, but the fitness has mysteriously disappeared! 🙁 Still, 3 wins from 3 😀 What did I miss in twitterland?

@AudiLynch
Your future doesn’t die when people leave your side…. If our source of survival relied on the people around us why would we need God?

@SlimMadeYuuHoes
RT @ozarkaa: ” God send me an angel from the heavens above , send me an Angel to heal my broken heart from being in love ”

@ImGonnaBeACeleb
RT @PleasureEllis: Thinking about Life 🙂 God is good!!

@LuisinMinnesota
God, grant me the patience and understanding on multi-billion dollar banks that make middle class people jump through hoops

@jonbatch
At what point should God not allow us to choose evil?

@speechsosincere
Everytime U feel emotion well up within U, stop Urself from reacting and ask God how He feels about the situation before moving on.

@BluvRealTalk
Godly Coversations Happen when you pray with God instead of to him.. #GrowingPains

@prophetmanasseh
The presence of God covers things and exposes things……

@THE_BREAKAWAY
Life is bigger than us let people see your heart and see that there are people out here who care and love because God is love.

@aliarikan
“God Gave Rock ‘n Roll to You.” So much I disagree about that statement and that song but “Bill and Ted” was a good way to say bye to today.

@patallerton
“@BillCahusac: Fantastic time @HTBChurch this evening. 100’s of people gathered to worship God & pray.sense momentum is building!” Amen!

@ToyaMemphitzLuv
I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring you through it.

@DudeItsSaraah
Going do some homework….then off to bed….WISH ME GOOD LUCK LADS..results tomorrow..god help me <3 [twitter]CameronMcDonald[/twitter] 11months ago, I met @SusannahHelmore at @bigexoday! She is now my fiance! U never know what God will do if u come this Saturday! #Godhookups [twitter]BigBikesThom[/twitter] Unless somebody initiates an intervention, I swear to god I am going to go up to the vending machine and get a Mt. Dew. #extreme! [twitter]SavedByGrace38[/twitter] A #relationship with GOD on the other hand is different because his strength is made perfect in my weakness & therefore can't fail! [twitter]VanessaHaleLA[/twitter] bahahaha “@NegativeNatalie: oh my god. this story just made my day - baaaahahahahah IDIOT! blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/…” [twitter]KerriAK[/twitter] And...God welcomed his angel today. I'm gonna miss Larry, and my girls will miss their grandpa. Thanks for all the prayers & love. [twitter]RDavidMacNeil[/twitter] When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say "Didn't you read my tweets?" 😉 [twitter]ameliarprophets[/twitter] I am also now the proud owner of £40. I also owe my step dad god knows how much money for my contract. & need to book alot more tickets. [twitter]BugSy317[/twitter] And God Said He Should Send His One Begotten Son to Lead the Wild Into the Ways of the Man [twitter]THE_BREAKAWAY[/twitter] I give all the Credit to God cause in the end he walked out and came back and said can I call u sometime when I need advice Sure anytime. [twitter]LilTunechi[/twitter] Remembering those we lost on this unforgettable day. God bless their families and may their souls rest in peace. [twitter]LatoshaGJohnson[/twitter] When you have GOD walking on side you WHY CARE who's walking behind you! [twitter]Mista_Anderson[/twitter] GOD, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change/Courage to change the things I can/And wisdom to know the difference. [twitter]JoeMyGod[/twitter] RT @tperkins: Praise God, the NC Senate voted today to give citizens there the chance to vote on marriage /U can get the KKK to do ur GOTV! [twitter]hookersforjesus[/twitter] Your life is NOT over & your dreams are NOT dead! Just because it LOOKS bad doesn't mean it's the end. God hasn't given up on you! #dontquit [twitter]DeionSanders[/twitter] God knows how to put things in perspective in a hurry. Stay strong out there help is on the way. God knows what u can handle! Let's do this! [twitter]TupacShakurPage[/twitter] So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm asking / Remember this face, save me a place, in Thug's Mansion.. - RIP Tupac [twitter]mrtonylewisjr[/twitter] God has truly blessed me with the ability to connect, I am eternally grateful [twitter]ihatequotes[/twitter] Remember one thing, God is never angry to you. He is just disappointed or proud of you, but He loves you. #ihatequotes [twitter]CHAS_siddidy[/twitter] God works in mysterious ways! Any one message stick out? Anything you can identify with?

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