Sick kids say…

All three kids are sick now. And their understanding of the science (and other things) may be a bit lacking…

HDiddy: Daddy I can’t laugh anymore. I can still make smile faces but I can’t laugh.
Me: Did you forget how?
HDiddy: No the germs won’t let me.

HDiddy: (pointing to small empty spot next to me and his brother on the loves seat ) Daddy there’s a spot right there for another boy to sit.
Me: oh? Are you that boy?
HDiddy: (nods his head)
Me: Well climb on up!

Me: HDiddy why are your fingers in your mouth?
HDiddy: The strawberry is still there in my mouth. (See previous post.)

IDiddy: (A few minutes after taking his meds) Daddy my germs aren’t going away.

IDiddy: Daddy my face is sticking out (after feeling a blister on his face).

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Jonathan Blundell

I'm a husband, father of three, blogger, podcaster, author and media geek who is hoping to live a simple life and follow The Way.

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