Boy – you tell someone you’re getting married and you will get advice from EVERYONE.
Here are some of the latest (as well as a couple older ones):
- Marriage is about three rings. The engagement ring. The wedding ring. And the suffer ring.
- Husbands are the head of the house as Christ is the head of the church. But wifes, you are the neck and you turn the head which ever way you want it to go
- A couple who had been married for 50+ years was asked about the secret to their relationship. The husband spoke up and said, “We decided before we were married that I would make all the major decisions and she would make all the minor decisions.” The wife then added, “And it’s amazing, we haven’t had a single major decision to make in over 50 years.”
- There’s one phrase you need to remember, “Yes dear.”
- It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
- There are two phrases you need to remember, “Yes dear” and “I’m sorry.”
With my bachelor party this weekend I’m sure I’ll get even more loads of advice before it’s all said and done.
