No, its not a sex toy. It’s the
Kinky Friedman Action Figure. The Texas Governor candidate is giving the dolls away to people who contribute $100 or more to his campaign. So far it’s help raise $49,555.
“It’s time to start the real action! As we prepare to battle the millions of bucks the parties are going to throw at us, we need a hero, and here he is: the ‘Kinky Friedman Talking Action Figure.’ He’s all we need to combat the dark forces! It looks like Kinky, it talks like Kinky, it IS Kinky – our hero! It has Kinky’s actual voice, spouting the mots and witticisms for which he is so known and loved. And, of course, he is adorable.”
