Horray for Christian energy drinks

I know Thomas will love this one. Oh brother. A Christian energy drink?!

From the press release that came out last November:

1in3Trinity brings a bold attitude to an existing market, encouraging everyone who purchases their products to live out their faith.

1in3Trinity Launches First Faith Inspired Energy Drink
Southlake, TX, November 28, 2006 –(PR.com)– Faith-inspired company, 1in3Trinity, is proud to announce their latest product extension to their signature, branded line of Christian clothing and accessories. In response to a growing market, 1in3Trinity has launched the first faith-based energy drink under the label 1in3Trinity Energy Drink.
“We are hopeful that 1in3Trinity will change the energy drink landscape,” says Dawn Pencil Marzka, Director of Business Development. “Not only are we offering a great tasting beverage, but an opportunity for the consumer to extend a positive message into the community. We really feel that 1in3Trinity Energy Drink offers positive energy with every sip!”

Check the website so you can get filled up with “positive energy”

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Jonathan Blundell

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4 thoughts on “Horray for Christian energy drinks”

  1. Sorry I missed this bro… but who in their right mind will buy this drink? and what next?

    Further extensions to the 1in3trinity range…
    * 1in3trinity toilet paper… with 3 layers instead of 2???
    * 1in3trinity deodorant… for the underarms of True Believers!
    * 1in3trinity jockstrap… behold, the cup of Christ.

    This is just plain wrong and ridiculous. WWJD??? He’d drink water.

    You need to do a post… the day in the life of a Christian… get up… put on my [whatever Christian brand], eat… drink… drive to… drive from… you know better than me.

    This annoys me… stop buying into Christian ghettoism! IN the world… not OF it. instead of OF the world but NOT in it. ARRGHHH!!!!!!

  2. Sorry I missed this bro… but who in their right mind will buy this drink? and what next?

    Further extensions to the 1in3trinity range…
    * 1in3trinity toilet paper… with 3 layers instead of 2???
    * 1in3trinity deodorant… for the underarms of True Believers!
    * 1in3trinity jockstrap… behold, the cup of Christ.

    This is just plain wrong and ridiculous. WWJD??? He’d drink water.

    You need to do a post… the day in the life of a Christian… get up… put on my [whatever Christian brand], eat… drink… drive to… drive from… you know better than me.

    This annoys me… stop buying into Christian ghettoism! IN the world… not OF it. instead of OF the world but NOT in it. ARRGHHH!!!!!!

  3. I came to know that 1in3Trinity Launches First Faith Inspired Energy Drinks
    Southlake, TX, November 28, 2006 –(PR.com)– Faith-inspired company.there are different energy drinks with variety of flavors.

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