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Category: Humor
Mandles – candles for men
From Bluefish.tv (a great source for Sunday morning videos for only $1.99 each!):
Ghost in the machine
You know sometimes you work all week long and it just feels like you’re a Ghost in the Machine….
But it’s the weekend! So press the escape key (or any key) and let’s get out of here and have some fun!
Huckabee on SNL
In case you missed it… Huckabee was great on SNL Saturday.
Here’s the video:
Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.
A Message from John Cleese
To the citizens of the United States of America:
In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
Continue reading Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A.
The Daily Show on Mitt Romney
Apparently Mitt Romney loved America so much, he could not subject it to a Romney presidency and if he keeps running – we let the liberals, aka terrorists win.
Romeny also complains that Europe doesn’t have enough god. But the jihadists have too much god. America apparently has it all balanced.