Category: dadlife
Five things that scare me as a daddy
1. Hearing one of my kids scream suddenly in the other room
2. Not seeing one of my kids in a crowded area
3. Watching them fall and being too far away to catch them
4. Watching them run towards the street or through a parking lot and not being able to stop them
And maybe most of all…
5. Trying to trim their toe nails or finger nails
Relaxation
Happy birthday…
You might get the impression that the boys have a big day coming up soon if you listened to the audio file below…
That and they’re not in bed sleeping like they should be.
Cure for the common bedtime tummy ache
I probably won’t get this published in the next medical journal – but I have found a cure for the common bedtime tummy ache many toddlers get.
Step 1 – roll onto your side
Step 2 – curl your legs up as close to your belly as possible
Step 3 – squeeze your blanket
Step 4 – close your eyes and stay as still as possible
So far my medical tests show that the tummy ache goes away within five minutes or less 98% of the time.
The other 2% you better hope you have a bucket or towel nearby.
19 Things Invented by Women
As I watch my wife cuddle with my baby girl this list makes me even more hopeful for my little girl.
Here’s to a bright future Little Miss!