Sick kids say…

All three kids are sick now. And their understanding of the science (and other things) may be a bit lacking…

HDiddy: Daddy I can’t laugh anymore. I can still make smile faces but I can’t laugh.
Me: Did you forget how?
HDiddy: No the germs won’t let me.

HDiddy: (pointing to small empty spot next to me and his brother on the loves seat ) Daddy there’s a spot right there for another boy to sit.
Me: oh? Are you that boy?
HDiddy: (nods his head)
Me: Well climb on up!

Me: HDiddy why are your fingers in your mouth?
HDiddy: The strawberry is still there in my mouth. (See previous post.)

IDiddy: (A few minutes after taking his meds) Daddy my germs aren’t going away.

IDiddy: Daddy my face is sticking out (after feeling a blister on his face).

Little Princess

Just me an Little Princess – who isn’t feeling to well today – while momma and the boys meet their new teacher at school.

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HDiddy-isms

Me: HDiddy what do you have in your mouth?
HDiddy: Nothing.
Me: What are you chewing on.
HDiddy: A strawberry.
Me: Where in the world did you find a strawberry?
HDiddy: I don’t know. It just growed there.

Turns out he has a small ulcer on the inside of his cheek. Or a strawberry growing there. Whatever works.