More bad news

Here’s another. We must adapt and change with the culture and quit relying on old methods of providing the news.

Madame Summer Rose looks into the crystal ball. Beads of sweat accumulates above her eyebrow but no one is to distract her by wiping off the sweat for her. She is concentrating so hard for some images to surface that she didn’t realise those sweats. She sees it, she see the future of newspaper. Actually, there is no future for newspaper. It appears that, slowly but surely, one day, newspaper might just be a thing of the past, just like typewritters.

Your advertising dollars at work

We’re on a tear here in the office on failed marketing/advertising ideas and I decided to share some of our new avenues that we think will be the next wave of advertising in your homes.
Trash pickup – Everytime the trash is taken out an annoucement will be made, “Your trash pickup is being brought to you by Joe’s Recyling. – ‘We’ll take the good stuff and let you throw out the rest.'”
Mail delivery – “Today’s mail delivery is being brought to you by UPS. – UPS, much faster delivery than the US Postal Service.”
The Doorbell – “This alert is being brought to you by Ace Alarm systems. We’ll always let you know when someone wants in your home.”
Your family photos can be tagged with ads, “These smiles are brought to you by Dr Oakes Orthodonistry.”
Ear plugs can be labled with ads, “Your quiet night’s sleep is brought to you by Mattress Firm.”
Your alarm clock can simply run ads in the morning rather than an actual alarm.
What other ideas do yall have?

Still looking…

11/365

Well, I feel like a slacker, but I’m still looking for a new church home after I resigned in late May from my position on IBC staff.

I visited Taylor’s Valley Baptist today. I enjoyed it. It was a nice service with a mix of hymns and newer praise songs. And they still had an organ. Props to them.

Bill Muske filled in this morning and did a great job preaching on prayer.

I hear their singles group is pretty good. And its mainly led by the singles (go figure – a Sunday School class led by the members in the class – wait am I being cynical). So maybe I’ll try and make it to Sunday School there after we get back from North Carolina, or I might try and go to their weekly Bible study tomorrow night.
We’ll see how work goes tomorrow.

Well, back to napping or reading the Morning News or whatever I was doin before I fell asleep.