This is Awesome

Okay, the science nerd in me is coming out here. I wish I knew how to
do this growing up, it would have been an awesome science project. I
just need to teach Jr. High science, that would be awesome.

Ever looked up in the sky and wondered just how clouds are made? Bill
Nye explains the science of clouds and how you can make one at home.

Get a clear plastic water bottle or soda bottle. Most
sizes–half-liter, one-liter, or two-liter–will work fine. Put just a
few drops of water inside. If you started with a full water bottle, the
water drops left over as you finish drinking will do the trick. Have the
bottle cap ready; set it on a nearby table, for example. Light a couple
matches; the kind from a regular matchbook will work. Blow the matches
out. While they’re still smoking, drop the matches into the bottle.
Immediately screw the cap on tightly.

Now for your cloud: Squeeze the bottle, right in the middle. You can
squeeze pretty hard; then let go. A thin cloud will form inside. When
you squeeze it again, the cloud will disappear. Let go again, and the
cloud will re-form. It will work for several cycles. After a while,
though, the bottle leaks, and the smoke particles stick to the inner
wall. The cloud will no longer form. But while it’s working, the effect
is quite striking.

How this happens: The droplets of liquid water in the plastic bottle
ensure that the bottle’s enclosed atmosphere carries water vapor, as
well. The smoke from the matches provides thousands of particles for
nucleation. In order for the water vapor to become a liquid, it has to
be cooled. Molecules at any temperature above absolute zero are always
in motion, jostling into one another. When you squeeze the bottle, you
compress the air inside; the energy of the moving molecules is squeezed
into a smaller space, and they warm ever so slightly. When you let go,
they cool. And in this demonstration, they usually cool enough to change
to a liquid.

You might wonder why the cloud doesn’t form the moment the match smoke
is introduced. It almost does, but the atmosphere in the bottle is too
warm–by just a little bit–to allow this to happen. That slight, slight
cooling does the trick. And you may notice that the trick doesn’t last.
After you form the cloud the first time, the heat of the molecules
spreads out again from the smoke particles to the droplets to the
surrounding air, and the liquid water goes back “into solution,” as it
is said. The cloud goes away.

Isn’t that cool!

Top 10 Things To Do This Holiday

For some of you who aren’t sure what to do this holiday season, let me
help you out. Here are 10 activities to do in the Dallas area:

1. Christmas Celebration
Multiple Dates –Meyerson Symphony Center
The Dallas Symphony Orchestra and friends play holiday favorites.

2. Holiday at the Arboretum
Multiple Dates– Dallas Arboretum & Botanical Gardens
Dallas Arboretum celebrates the holidays with a Christmas tree maze and
500 nativity scenes.

3. Christmas in the Stockyards
Dec 3, 2006 –Stockyards National Historic District
The sound of spurs at the Stockyards is drowned out by the sound of
sleigh bells.

4. Dallas Metropolitan Ballet Presents: The Night Before Christmas
Dec 17, 2006 2:00 pm –McFarlin Auditorium
The Dallas Metropolitan Ballet presents the classic tale about a visit
from Santa.

5. Stephan Pyles Holiday Cooking Class: Holiday Entertaining
Multiple Dates– Stephan Pyles
Chef Stephan Pyles shares recipe techniques and demonstrations,
including a four-course meal or holiday buffet with matching wines and
beverages.

6. The Holiday Market
Multiple Dates –Market Hall
A Holiday arts and crafts bazaar featuring over 200 vendors offering
hand-crafted gifts, jewelry, food, clothing and home decor.

7. 37th Annual Candlelight
Multiple Dates –Dallas Heritage Village at Old City Park
Hundreds of gently glowing candles line historic Heritage Village, with
live entertainment, food and a visit from St. Nicholas.

8. Ice skating at the Galleria
Skate around a giant Christmas tree and try not to fall on your bum.

9. The West End Marketplace
Take a carriage ride through Downtown, okay mainly the west end but
it’s still downtown.

Okay, I know I said there were 10 in the Dallas area but who can forget
this one: the BEST thing to do but I have never been able to go at
Christmas is……….DRUM ROLL
PLEASE……………………………..

10. Go see the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree
New York, N.Y.

Now did you really think it would be anywhere but NEW YORK!!

On Friday we can officially start playing Christmas music and put up
decorations…not a second before that. YEAH!!!

Darwin Awards

I got this from a friend and some of them are pretty good:

It’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners:

1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine! and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.

2. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

3. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, he man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer…$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?)

4. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

5. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.