I probably won’t get this published in the next medical journal – but I have found a cure for the common bedtime tummy ache many toddlers get.
Step 1 – roll onto your side
Step 2 – curl your legs up as close to your belly as possible
Step 3 – squeeze your blanket
Step 4 – close your eyes and stay as still as possible
So far my medical tests show that the tummy ache goes away within five minutes or less 98% of the time.
The other 2% you better hope you have a bucket or towel nearby.
