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Conan O’Brien will turn over his entire show to U2, which is in New York for seven sold-out engagements at Madison Square Garden.

Kevin Von Erich was on RAW last night in Dallas and received a huge ovasion from the crowd of 12-16,000 (depending on if you want to believe Foley or Stone Cold).
Anyways, incidentally Texas Monthly has an article on the Von Erichs this month as well.
I’m dying to get home now to see if my copy has arrived. Dang Belton Post Office is never reliable.
Click here to read an interview with the stories author.

As of right now, this is what I’m working on for our Friday edition.
I’m awaiting a picture to take the place of the drawing, and I’m still working on the story… but what do YOU think?

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.
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How do you know when you’re staying in a Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
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How can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?
There’s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?”
And the driver replies “Bout wut?”
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor’s mansion in Arkansas burned down!
Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Well I had a number of things I wanted to post earlier, but Blogger was down for maintenance…
so I’ll have to try and remember what it was… maybe later.

But here’s a thought for you:
God has a way to make people right with Him. – Rom 3:21
We have attempted to reach the moon but scarcely made it off the ground. We tried to swim the Atlantic, but couldn’t get beyond the reef. We have attempted to scale the Everest of salvation, but we have yet to leave the base camp, much less ascend the slope. The quest is simply to great; we don’t need more supplies or muscle or technique; we need a helicopter.
Can’t you hear it hovering.
It is not our love for God; it is God’s love for us in sending His Son to be the way to take away our sins. – I John 4:10
How vital that we embrace this truth. God’s highest dream is not to make us rich, not to make us scucessful or popular or famous. God’s dream is to make us right with Him.

Vince Russo, former WWE producer and writer has started his own Christian wrestling ministry, Ring of Glory.
I don’t believe he’s booked any shows, but he has a number of TNA superstars on his roster, including AJ Styles.