Today, Sept. 19 is “Talk Like a Pirate Day.” So in celebration, here are five (in)famous pirates
5. Captain Poteet Pirate (that’s the best guess I have for the name of my high school’s mascot)
4. Long John Silver (the pirate of fast food)
3. Captain Crunch (the pirate of the breakfast cereals)
2. Captain Morgan (the pirate of rum)
1. Captain Blundell (my Halloween costume of old)
