Here are the top 15 questions from one twin mom and her answers. Some of them are pretty funny and others I just can’t believe someone would ask you such a thing. I’ll have to put together my top 15 questions list after the first year or so.<\/p>\n
15. “I could never do it.”<\/strong> 14. “Do they have different personalities?”<\/strong> 13. Said by a stranger, “They’re identical, right?” Mom answers, “No. They’re fraternal.” Stranger response, “They are NOT!”<\/strong> 12. “Are they ‘paternal’ twins?”<\/strong> 11. “Just wait till they’re older. It only gets harder.”<\/strong> 9. From a perfect stranger: “Were they in the same sac?”<\/strong> 8. “Are they developmentally behind?”<\/strong> 6. “Are they natural?”<\/strong> 5. “You must be SO busy.”<\/strong> 4. “Did you take drugs?”<\/strong> 3. “What do you do when they all cry at the same time?”<\/strong> 2. Said to a mom of boy\/girl twins: “Are they identical?”<\/strong> And No. 1. Drum roll please. . . .<\/p>\n 1. After a stranger had been informed that the toddler boys were twins, she asked a simple question:<\/p>\n “Are they brothers?”<\/strong> HAHA, I’m sure I’ll get some similar questions to these and I’ve even heard a complete stranger asking a mother of twins if she breastfed them. I’m sorry, but I’m not going to talk about that with a complete stranger…but I better get used to it I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here are the top 15 questions from one twin mom and her answers. Some of them are pretty funny and others I just can’t believe someone would ask you such a thing. I’ll have to put together my top 15 … Continue reading
\nOh really. What would you do? Would you put them on the curb with signs around their necks that say, “Free to a good home. My mom can’t do it.”?<\/p>\n
\nNo. They are the same human being divided into several parts.<\/p>\n
\nOK. You’re right. I have no idea what I’m talking about. These are not my children. I thought it would be fun to borrow them from a mom down at Baby Gap. It’s been more than an hour. I guess I should return them.<\/p>\n
\nYes. They have a father. There was only one virgin birth.<\/p>\n
\nThank you. I woke up this morning hoping I’d receive a word of discouragement while pushing a cart of preschoolers down the cereal aisle.
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\n10. “When one cries, does he wake the other?”<\/strong>
\nNo. Multiples cannot hear each other’s cries because they all communicate with their special telepathic language only.<\/p>\n
\nHello. Nice to meet you, too. Will you be sharing your gynecological history with me as well?<\/p>\n
\nWell, let’s see. They’re 3 years old and thus far, all their graduate school applications have been denied. We’ll get back with you on that.
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\n7. “How do you do it?”<\/strong>
\nHaven’t you seen the Nike commercials?<\/p>\n
\nNope, their arms and legs are made of silicone.<\/p>\n
\nAre you volunteering to clean my house?<\/p>\n
\nWell, there was this one time in college….<\/p>\n
\nSometimes I cry. Sometimes I go to Starbucks.<\/p>\n
\nUh. Not exactly.<\/p>\n
\nEnough said.<\/p>\n