{"id":63,"date":"2007-02-13T17:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T23:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/?p=63"},"modified":"2007-02-13T17:31:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T23:31:00","slug":"service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/uncategorized\/service\/","title":{"rendered":"Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--7525677492262633741-->I got this in an email today and couldn&#8217;t help but share it.  It is hilarious and I can just picture this happening at church&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>One Sunday morning, the pastor  noticed little Alex standing in the<br \/>\nfoyer of the church staring up at a  large plaque. It was covered with<br \/>\nnames with small American  flags mounted on either side of it.<\/p>\n<p>The seven year old had been  staring at the plaque for some time, so<br \/>\nthe pastor walked up, stood beside  the little boy, and said quietly,<br \/>\n&#8220;Good morning Alex.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good morning  Pastor,&#8221; he replied, still focused<br \/>\non the  plaque. &#8220;Pastor, what is  this?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>The pastor said, &#8220;Well, son, it&#8217;s a memorial  to all the young men and<br \/>\nwomen who died in the service.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Soberly,  they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, little  Alex&#8217;s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,<br \/>\nasked,   &#8220;Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15 ?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this in an email today and couldn&#8217;t help but share it. It is hilarious and I can just picture this happening at church&#8230; One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/uncategorized\/service\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":108,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s17Mch-service","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/108"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/laurie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}