If you need a laugh, here you go. These are science exam answers from children…some of them are hilarious!<\/p>\n
Q: Name the four seasons.
\nA: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.<\/p>\n
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
\nA: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.<\/p>\n
Q: How is dew formed?
\nA: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.<\/p>\n
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
\nA: Keep it in the cow.<\/p>\n
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
\nA: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.<\/p>\n
Q: What are steroids?
\nA: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.<\/p>\n
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
\nA: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.<\/p>\n
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
\nA: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.<\/p>\n
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
\nA: Premature death.<\/p>\n
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
\nA: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.<\/p>\n
Q: What is the fibula?
\nA: A small lie.<\/p>\n
Q: What does “varicose” mean? (I do love this one…)
\nA: Nearby.<\/p>\n
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section.”
\nA: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.<\/p>\n
Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
\nA: Benign is what you will be after you be eight <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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