I got this in an email a while back and I have to say, it’s pretty true. A couple of months ago I probably would have said “none of that is true, that’s not how women act or what they mean when they say that.” Well, it’s true, some of it anyway, not all of it. I mean, sometimes a loud sigh is just that, a sigh, no meaning behind it.<\/p>\n
9 phrases women use:<\/p>\n
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
\nright and you need to shut up.<\/p>\n
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
\nFive minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
\nminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<\/p>\n
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and
\nyou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
\nin fine.<\/p>\n
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!<\/p>\n
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
\noften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
\nand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
\nabout nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)<\/p>\n
6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
\nmake to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
\ndeciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<\/p>\n
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
\nyou’re welcome.<\/p>\n
8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying *&@# YOU!<\/p>\n
9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
\nthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
\nnow doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s
\nwrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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