I’ve seen a couple variations of this, but it’s still funny:<\/p>\n
How to kill time at Wal-mart, 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your
\nspouse\/partner is taking their sweet time:
\n1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they
\naren’t looking.
\n2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
\n3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
\n4. Walk up to an employee and tell him\/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in
\nhousewares….. and see what happens.
\n5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
\n6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
\n7. Set up a tent in the
\ncamping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll
\nbring pillows from the bedding department.
\n8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t
\nyou people just leave me alone?’
\n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
\nnose.
\n10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
\nwhere the anti-depressants are.
\n11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission
\nImpossible”
\ntheme.
\n12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different
\nsize funnels.
\n13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!
\nPICK ME!”
\n14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
\nposition and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
\nAnd last but not least!)
\n15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
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