I went home for lunch (as usual), fixed myself some chicken and rice and accident’s spilt some rice on the floor.
\nSo once I finished eating I went to get my vacuum to clean up the rice.
\nI plugged it in, turned it on and then BOOM! my vacuum bag exploded everywhere. Me and everything within a 10 feet radius was covered in dust and dirt.
\nUnbelievable.
\nThere went my lunch time nap. Dang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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