{"id":706,"date":"2006-02-20T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=706"},"modified":"2006-02-20T14:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T20:25:00","slug":"batton-down-the-hatches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/batton-down-the-hatches\/","title":{"rendered":"Batton down the hatches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dmagazine.com\/Home\/2006\/03\/01\/LAST_HURRAH_Batten_Down_the_Hatches.aspx\">hillarious<\/A>. That should be all I have to say about that.<br \/>\nBut because it&#8217;s so funny, here&#8217;s a clip:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The other day, my 6-year-old son suffered a bout of pants turbulence the likes of which I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d never encountered. It was so violent and so noxious that I wondered aloud whether he needed medical attention. But the boy did not share my concern. To him, it was all a joke. He gleefully sailed from one room of the house to the next, his spinnaker filled with that ill wind, leaving in his wake watery eyes and peeling wallpaper. Seriously, if our co-pay weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t so high, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have taken him to the doctor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is hillarious. That should be all I have to say about that. But because it&#8217;s so funny, here&#8217;s a clip: The other day, my 6-year-old son suffered a bout of pants turbulence the likes of which I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d never encountered. It was so violent and so noxious that I wondered aloud whether he needed medical &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/batton-down-the-hatches\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Batton down the hatches<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-bo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}