{"id":6882,"date":"2010-11-23T10:30:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T16:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=6882"},"modified":"2010-11-23T10:25:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T16:25:40","slug":"adventures-in-fatherhood-all-hands-on-deck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/adventures-in-fatherhood-all-hands-on-deck\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in fatherhood – All hands on deck"},"content":{"rendered":"

As a parent of twins… there are days you really wish you had four arms.<\/p>\n

And then there are mornings like today… when you wish you had eight.<\/p>\n

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5 a.m. feeding<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2 boys.<\/p>\n

3 spit-ups.<\/p>\n

1 dirty bib.<\/p>\n

1 new outfit.<\/p>\n

1 nasty vomit that landed right in poor Hayden’s face \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

1 frantic dad trying to find his aspirator to finish cleaning him up.<\/p>\n

Yup, eight arms would have been nice this morning…. that and an extra 45 minutes.<\/p>\n

Of course it could always be worse<\/a>…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As a parent of twins… there are days you really wish you had four arms. And then there are mornings like today… when you wish you had eight. 2 boys. 3 spit-ups. 1 dirty bib. 1 new outfit. 1 nasty vomit that landed right in poor Hayden’s face \ud83d\ude41 1 frantic dad trying to find … Continue reading Adventures in fatherhood – All hands on deck<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3893],"tags":[3068,3919,3918,3920,3469],"class_list":["post-6882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-in-fatherhood","tag-boys","tag-deck","tag-hands","tag-spitup","tag-twins"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-1N0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}