In the year 2000 Starbucks will drastically simplify my life by selling a self-cleaning coffer maker, with a built in grinder, that stores up to one pound of coffee beans in an air-tight container, and automatically grinds and brews the perfect cup of coffee for me each morning when I awake with the dawn.<\/p>\n
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