{"id":4930,"date":"2010-01-01T07:00:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T13:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=4930"},"modified":"2009-12-29T13:47:51","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T19:47:51","slug":"a-few-words-about-presley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/a-few-words-about-presley\/","title":{"rendered":"A few words about Presley"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Presley's<\/a> <\/p>\n

To the tune of “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer” (chorus)<\/em><\/p>\n

Presley found some undies in the closet
\nShe found them tasty on ole’ Christmas Eve
\nYou can say that doggies don’t like undies
\nBut as for me and Pres we disagree<\/p>\n

Presley likes to sit on couch cushions
\nShe’ll sit there every time you turn your back
\nYou can tell her no 1,000 times
\nBut she’ll plop back down when e’er you leave the room
\n
\nHappy New Years from the Blundell’s – Presley included.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To the tune of “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer” (chorus) Presley found some undies in the closet She found them tasty on ole’ Christmas Eve You can say that doggies don’t like undies But as for me and Pres we disagree Presley likes to sit on couch cushions She’ll sit there every time … Continue reading A few words about Presley<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,10],"tags":[2859,2861,476,2858,2860],"class_list":["post-4930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-mi-familia","tag-grandma","tag-new-years","tag-parody","tag-presley","tag-reindeer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-1hw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}