{"id":4620,"date":"2009-07-22T15:05:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T20:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=4620"},"modified":"2009-07-22T15:11:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T20:11:04","slug":"automatic-e-mail-responders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/automatic-e-mail-responders\/","title":{"rendered":"Automatic e-mail responders"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Anyone else use an auto-responder at e-mails when they’re out of town?<\/p>\n

Or are you so tied to e-mail that you check it regardless?<\/p>\n

Personally I don’t ever check work related e-mail from home unless it’s an absolute emergency, but since I’m going to be out of town, I thought I’d set up an auto-responder with a twist for my work account.
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\nHere’s what I came up with (with a little help from the interwebs<\/a>)…<\/p>\n

Subject: Your message has been added to the que<\/p>\n

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.<\/p>\n

Instead, your message has been added to a queuing system. <\/p>\n

You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.<\/p>\n

—
\nBut seriously, I’ll be returning [insert date].<\/p>\n

In case of an actual emergency related to the DCCCD catalog, or if you’d just like a friendly person to listen to talk to, please contact [my boss].<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What about you? Do you use auto-responders? What do you typically use?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anyone else use an auto-responder at e-mails when they’re out of town? Or are you so tied to e-mail that you check it regardless? Personally I don’t ever check work related e-mail from home unless it’s an absolute emergency, but since I’m going to be out of town, I thought I’d set up an auto-responder … Continue reading Automatic e-mail responders<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,12],"tags":[2294,2297,1169,2298,4652,2296,941,2299,2295,865],"class_list":["post-4620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-techno","tag-auto-responders","tag-cubicle","tag-email","tag-groupwise","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-office","tag-outlook","tag-responder","tag-vacation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-1cw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}