{"id":457,"date":"2005-10-19T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T06:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=457"},"modified":"2005-10-19T00:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T06:14:00","slug":"this-weeks-column-getting-kinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/this-weeks-column-getting-kinky\/","title":{"rendered":"This weeks column: Getting Kinky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Texas Governatorial candidate, Richard \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Kinky\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Friedman has unveiled his first cartoon for the 2006 campaign.<br \/>\nThe KinkyToon features an animated Friedman, in his usual outfit, a black cowboy hat, white shirt, black coat and his infamous cigar.<br \/>\nThe 60-year old candidate\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cartoon is about as untraditional as the candidate himself.<br \/>\nFriedman, born and raised in Texas, leader of the Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys band, a novelist and most recently a columnist for Texas Monthly, announced his campaign earlier this year with his campaign slogan, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why the hell not.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nSince then he has found unique ways to make his name known and raise campaign funds as an independent candidate.<br \/>\nA few months ago he released a talking Kinky action figure that repeats a number of Friedman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s witticisms. The doll is available on his website to donors of $100 or more to his campaign.<br \/>\n&#8220;If you elect me, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be the first Governor in Texas history with a listed phone number,&#8221; Friedman writes on his website, www.kinkyfriedman.com.<br \/>\nHe touts education reform, a Texas Peace Corps, criminal justice reform, new energy &#8212; including bio-diesel fuels and the de-wussification of Texas.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is the great state of Texas! We are not wusses, we are Texans,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Friedman said.  &#8220;We will beat back the wussification of Texas if we have to do it one wuss at a time.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBut Kinky faces a huge uphill battle as an independent candidate in Texas.<br \/>\nThe Texas Constitution stacks the cards against a third-party candidate.<br \/>\nHe must get more than 45,000 registered voters&#8217; signatures on a petition in just 62 days after the March primaries. If a runoff happens, he&#8217;ll have half that time.<br \/>\nAnother issue Friedman faces is that petition signers must not have voted in either primary.<br \/>\nSo to encourage voters to stay away from the polls he is urging voters to &#8220;Save Yourself for Kinky.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo how and why does an outsider use a cartoon on the web to boost his campaign?<br \/>\nFriedman uses the cartoon to tout his independence, while standing in front of a picture of Texas\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 own Sam Houston. He says people want something different.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Our schools leave every teacher behind,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Friedman says in the ad. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in a race with Mississipi to the bottom of the barrel.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Every few years its election time again, which means it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time to choose between paper and plastic,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Friedman said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not much of a choice\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 maybe that is why 75-percent of you voters avoided the polls in 2002.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nThe ad takes jabs at \u00e2\u20ac\u0153politics as usual\u00e2\u20ac\u009d with politicians who continue to tout their love of Texas and their love of Jesus &#8212; including a politician yelling, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Jesus es grande!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d atop an oil pump.<br \/>\nThe ad also takes a jab at the Texas Legislature and their debate over \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d cheerleading.<br \/>\nIn interviews since the cartoons release, Friedman and his campaign have explained the Jesus references are not a jab at Jesus or Christianity, but a jab at politicians who continue to politicize religion, Christ and Christianity.<br \/>\nFriedman has also noted that his is proud to support prayer in Texas schools.<br \/>\nThe ad also contains a menorah spewing red, white and blue near the end of the ad.<br \/>\nThe ad is unusual, irreverent, but funny enough to get your attention.<br \/>\nI don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t personally agree with all of Kinky\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s platforms and beliefs, and don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll vote for him in November yet; but I can say, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be saving myself for Kinky in March.<br \/>\nHe can count on me to sign his petition.<br \/>\nTexas needs a third-party candidate to help steer us from politics and business as usual.<br \/>\nHe may not have a shot in the dark at winning the campaign, but then again California elected Arnold and Minnesota elected Jesse \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Body\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ventura.<br \/>\nSo who knows, maybe this cigar toting singer\/songwriter from Kerrville can make a big enough splash and win the campaign.<br \/>\nI for one want to give him at least a chance to get on the ballot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Texas Governatorial candidate, Richard \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Kinky\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Friedman has unveiled his first cartoon for the 2006 campaign. The KinkyToon features an animated Friedman, in his usual outfit, a black cowboy hat, white shirt, black coat and his infamous cigar. The 60-year old candidate\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cartoon is about as untraditional as the candidate himself. Friedman, born and raised in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/this-weeks-column-getting-kinky\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This weeks column: Getting Kinky<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-7n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}