Mike found this today…
\n—-
\nDay Job Humor<\/p>\n
If your job’s getting you down, and you haven’t quite reached rock-bottom, this might help you get there. Ironically this was contributed by a former manager of mine…except on my lunch breaks I was allowed to take a few murder runs down Peak 9 at Breckenridge. Thanks Joe.<\/p>\n
Subject: prison vs. work<\/p>\n
Prison vs. Work Just in case you ever get these two
\nenvironments mixed up, this should make things a little bit
\nclearer:<\/p>\n
IN PRISON………you spend the majority of your time in an
\n10×10 cell.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you spend the majority of your time in an
\n8×8 cubicle.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………you get three meals a day.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you get a break for one meal and you have
\nto pay for it.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………you get time off for good behavior.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you get more work for good behavior.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………the guard locks and unlocks all the doors
\nfor you.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you must often carry a security card and
\nopen all the doors for yourself.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………you can watch TV and play games.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you could get fired for watching TV and
\nplaying games.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………you get your own toilet.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you have to share the toilet with some
\npeople who pee on the seat.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………they allow your family and friends to
\nvisit.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you aren’t even supposed to speak to your
\nfamily.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
\nwith no work required.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..you get to pay all your expenses to go to
\nwork, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
\nprisoners.
\n************
\nIN PRISON………you spend most of your life inside bars
\nwanting to get out.<\/p>\n
AT WORK ……….you spend most of your time wanting to
\nget out and go inside bars.
\n***************
\nIN PRISON ……..you must deal with sadistic wardens.<\/p>\n
AT WORK………..they are called managers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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