A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.
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\nHow do you know when you’re staying in a Arkansas hotel?
\nWhen you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
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\nHow can you tell if a Arkansas redneck is married?
\nThere’s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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\nDid you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
\nIt seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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\nWhat do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Arkansas?
\nDocumentaries.
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\nWhere was the toothbrush invented?
\nArkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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\nAn Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?”
\nAnd the driver replies “Bout wut?”
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\nDid you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
\n(Come on- this is funny!)
\nThe winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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\nThe governor’s mansion in Arkansas burned down!
\nYep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
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\nA new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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