{"id":3363,"date":"2008-01-18T13:50:03","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T19:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=3363"},"modified":"2013-06-11T07:37:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-11T13:37:02","slug":"this-just-in-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/this-just-in-3\/","title":{"rendered":"This just in&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some of the latest rumors circling the web today&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>MacBook Air includes secret filter to block all references to <strong>Ron Paul<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Blood was digitally removed from <em>There Will Be Blood<\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong>Patton Oswalt<\/strong> has signed a two-year contract with the Baltimore Ravens<\/li>\n<li>ABC announced <strong>George Lucas<\/strong>&#8216;s <em>Matrix Babies<\/em> coming this fall<\/li>\n<li>Report links <strong>Alvin<\/strong>, <strong>Simon<\/strong> to performance-enhancing helium<\/li>\n<li><em>The Dinobots<\/em> will be voiced by the <strong>Wu Tang Clan<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>They shot that tiger because it knew <strong>Tom Cruise<\/strong> was gay<\/li>\n<li>Islanders on &#8220;Lost&#8221; to adopt adorable, wisecracking orphan cousin<\/li>\n<li>No new Garfield movie until 2011<\/li>\n<li><strong>B.A. Baracus<\/strong> played in new A-Team movie by <strong>Marcus Carl Franklin<\/strong>, <strong>Ben Whishaw<\/strong>, <strong>Heath Ledger<\/strong>, <strong>Christian Bale<\/strong>, <strong>Richard Gere<\/strong>, and <strong>Cate Blanchett<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>New <strong>Radiohead<\/strong> video available only as an animated GIF<\/li>\n<li><strong>Hillary Clinton<\/strong> thinks <em>Batman Forever<\/em> got everything right<\/li>\n<li><strong>Peter Parker<\/strong> is going to start failing Chemistry so kids can better relate to the character<\/li>\n<li>iPhone tells <strong>Diane Sawyer<\/strong> of <strong>Jobs&#8217;s<\/strong> &#8220;inappropriate touching&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>There are too many pop culture references in Internet lists<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now granted, these are just <span class=\"removed_link\" title=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/Blog\/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=3795\">rumors<\/span> &#8211; but don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t tell you so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some of the latest rumors circling the web today&#8230; MacBook Air includes secret filter to block all references to Ron Paul Blood was digitally removed from There Will Be Blood Patton Oswalt has signed a two-year contract with the Baltimore Ravens ABC announced George Lucas&#8216;s Matrix Babies coming this fall Report links Alvin, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/this-just-in-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This just in&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,3],"tags":[677,678,593],"class_list":["post-3363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-misc","tag-internet","tag-rumors","tag-woot"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-Sf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10992,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363\/revisions\/10992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}