{"id":2374,"date":"2007-04-26T13:33:42","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T19:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=2374"},"modified":"2007-04-26T13:36:13","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T19:36:13","slug":"using-one-square-of-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/using-one-square-of-toilet-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Using one square of toilet paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all heard the story of Sheryl Crow telling everyone to use just one square of toilet paper. Well here&#8217;s an actual video of the concert at SMU. Joke or not? Judge for yourself.<\/p>\n<p>And for the record, I&#8217;ve heard many people tell me that Marines are actually trained to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit. Take that for what it&#8217;s worth as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all heard the story of Sheryl Crow telling everyone to use just one square of toilet paper. Well here&#8217;s an actual video of the concert at SMU. Joke or not? Judge for yourself. And for the record, I&#8217;ve heard many people tell me that Marines are actually trained to use only &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/using-one-square-of-toilet-paper\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Using one square of toilet paper<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,23,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life-hacks","category-misc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-Ci","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}