{"id":2149,"date":"2007-02-24T01:37:06","date_gmt":"2007-02-24T07:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2007-02-24T02:57:43","modified_gmt":"2007-02-24T08:57:43","slug":"ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity\/","title":{"rendered":"Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity"},"content":{"rendered":"

I may have run this before but in case I haven’t, this is a fun read from Mark Batterson<\/A><\/b>:
\nGot an email today, Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity<\/I>, that produced high levels of LOL. Thought I’d pass a few of my favorites:<\/p>\n

1. At Lunch Time, sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.<\/p>\n

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.<\/p>\n

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.<\/p>\n

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”<\/p>\n

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.<\/p>\n

6. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”<\/p>\n

7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.<\/p>\n

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.<\/p>\n

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”<\/p>\n

10. Sing Along At The Opera.<\/p>\n

11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.<\/p>\n

12. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.<\/p>\n

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I may have run this before but in case I haven’t, this is a fun read from Mark Batterson: Got an email today, Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity, that produced high levels of LOL. Thought I’d pass a few of my favorites: 1. At Lunch Time, sit In Your Parked Car With … Continue reading Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-yF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}