{"id":1685,"date":"2006-10-30T19:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-31T01:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2006-10-30T19:35:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-31T01:35:00","slug":"marriage-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/marriage-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last few weeks I&#8217;ve heard more and more advice for marriage, especially leading up to the engagment Saturday and now even more so now.<br \/>\nI think the best advice so far is, &#8220;Always remember, &#8216;Yes dear.'&#8221;<br \/>\nBut this just came from Mike and I think it&#8217;s worth sharing as well:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dating  process:<br \/>\n6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.<br \/>\n6 months  : Of course I love U.<br \/>\n6 years : GOD, if I didn&#8217;t love U, then why the  hell did I propose?<\/p>\n<p>Back from Work:<br \/>\n6  weeks : Honey, I&#8217;m home.<br \/>\n6 months : BACK!!<br \/>\n6 years : What did your  mom cook for us today??<\/p>\n<p>Gifts:<br \/>\n6 weeks :  Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.<br \/>\n6 months : I bought you a  painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.<br \/>\n6 years :  Here&#8217;s the money. Buy yourself something.<\/p>\n<p>Phone  Ringing:<br \/>\n6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the  phone.<br \/>\n6 months : Here, for you.<br \/>\n6 years : PHONE  RINGING.<\/p>\n<p>Cooking:<br \/>\n6 weeks : I never knew  food could taste so good!<br \/>\n6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?<br \/>\n6 years :  AGAIN!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Apology:<br \/>\n6 weeks : Honey muffin,  don&#8217;t you worry, I&#8217;ll never hold this against you.<br \/>\n6 months : Watch  out! Don&#8217;t do it again.<br \/>\n6 years : What&#8217;s not to understand about what I  just said??<\/p>\n<p>New Dress:<br \/>\n6 weeks : Oh my  God, you look like an angel in that dress.<br \/>\n6 months : You bought a new  dress again???<br \/>\n6 years : How much did THAT cost  me?<\/p>\n<p>Planning for Vacations:<br \/>\n6 weeks : How  do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??<br \/>\n6 months : What&#8217;s so  bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?<br \/>\n6 years : Travel? What&#8217;s  so bad about staying home???<\/p>\n<p>TV:<br \/>\n6 weeks :  Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?<br \/>\n6 months : I like this  movie.<br \/>\n6 years : I&#8217;m going to watch ESPN, if you&#8217;re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by  myself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Feel free to insert your marriage advice by clicking the comment button below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last few weeks I&#8217;ve heard more and more advice for marriage, especially leading up to the engagment Saturday and now even more so now. I think the best advice so far is, &#8220;Always remember, &#8216;Yes dear.&#8217;&#8221; But this just came from Mike and I think it&#8217;s worth sharing as well: Dating process: 6 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/marriage-advice\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Marriage advice<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-rb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}