{"id":1447,"date":"2006-08-16T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-16T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=1447"},"modified":"2006-08-16T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-16T21:10:00","slug":"six-ounces-still-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/six-ounces-still-legal\/","title":{"rendered":"Six ounces still legal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you heading to New Braunfels this year, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dfw.com\/mld\/dfw\/news\/state\/15279160.htm?source=rss&#038;channel=dfw_state\">just a friendly reminder<\/A>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The New Braunfels City Council on Monday approved an anti-littering rule that targets &#8220;Jell-O shots&#8221; on local rivers despite some residents&#8217; complaints that the ordinance will be ineffective.<br \/>\nThe ordinance does not specifically address the small cups of alcoholic gelatin but was crafted to focus on containers of 5 fluid ounces or less.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The city recently increased fines for noise-ordinance violations and banned &#8220;volume drinking devices&#8221; &#8211; better known as beer bongs.<br \/>\nBut have no fear, you can get more alcohol in a six ounce jell-o shot and they&#8217;re still legal.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>At Monday&#8217;s council meeting, resident Jay Patrick distributed nonalcoholic Jell-O shots in 6-ounce containers to make the point that nothing but the size of containers would change under the new ordinance.<br \/>\n&#8220;You can use 6-ounce containers, like these, or you can make Jell-O shots in ice trays,&#8221; he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just a word of advice, if my friend Kelly offers you a jell-o shot, avoid it. It&#8217;s probably mixed with 151 and tastes like gasoline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you heading to New Braunfels this year, just a friendly reminder: The New Braunfels City Council on Monday approved an anti-littering rule that targets &#8220;Jell-O shots&#8221; on local rivers despite some residents&#8217; complaints that the ordinance will be ineffective. The ordinance does not specifically address the small cups of alcoholic gelatin but &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/six-ounces-still-legal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Six ounces still legal<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-nl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}