Me: HDiddy what do you have in your mouth?
\nHDiddy: Nothing.
\nMe: What are you chewing on.
\nHDiddy: A strawberry.
\nMe: Where in the world did you find a strawberry?
\nHDiddy: I don’t know. It just growed there.<\/p>\n
Turns out he has a small ulcer on the inside of his cheek. Or a strawberry growing there. Whatever works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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