I probably won’t get this published in the next medical journal – but I have found a cure for the common bedtime tummy ache many toddlers get.<\/p>\n
Step 1 – roll onto your side
\nStep 2 – curl your legs up as close to your belly as possible
\nStep 3 – squeeze your blanket
\nStep 4 – close your eyes and stay as still as possible<\/p>\n
So far my medical tests show that the tummy ache goes away within five minutes or less 98% of the time.<\/p>\n
The other 2% you better hope you have a bucket or towel nearby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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