{"id":100,"date":"2005-05-26T00:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T06:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/?p=100"},"modified":"2010-03-18T21:35:02","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T02:35:02","slug":"have-it-your-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/have-it-your-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Have it your way?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 485px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/creative_tools\/4353924366\/\" class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"CreativeTools.se - PackshotCreator - CreativeTools.se - PackshotCreator - Burger King crown\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2678\/4353924366_766414bf76.jpg\" alt=\"CreativeTools.se - PackshotCreator - CreativeTools.se - PackshotCreator - Burger King crown\" width=\"485\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by Creative Tools<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m on a bit of a rant here.<\/p>\n<p>After working late tonight, I decided to stop by a local burger joint to grab a value meal for my evening dinner. I asked for a particular burger and I was told, &#8220;Sorry, we&#8217;re out of those buns.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I was taken back and asked her to repeat herself. <\/p>\n<p>Sure enough they were out of the buns needed to make my burger. <\/p>\n<p>I asked what what burger I could have then, and she named off a childs burger, a chicken sandwich, a fish sandwich and a specialty sandwhich. <\/p>\n<p>I was still taken back &#8212; a burger joint, at 9 p.m. would not serve me a burger. <\/p>\n<p>I asked if they could simply put my burger on a differnet bun. &#8220;No, our manager said those are too expensive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WHAT!? Too expensive? Whatever happened to &#8220;Have it your way?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m expecting too much, but I think if your out of buns for your trademark burger, you should allow a substitute &#8211; not complain that another bun is too expensive.<\/p>\n<p>So with my new understanding of what &#8220;Have it your way&#8221; really meant, I drove down the street and grabbed a What-a-Burger Tripple Meat-Tripple Cheese (Tripple Bypass) Value Meal &#8211; and I had it What-A-Sized.<\/p>\n<p>Oh my, a cheeseburger never tasted so good. Well maybe, but after my huge dissapointment from earlier, anything probably would have tasted just as good. When I came home, I went to the companies website to file a complaint.<\/p>\n<p>And what did I find, but the company does not accept e-mails and has no forms for feedback on their website.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bk.com\">three options<\/A> for contacting them.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Search our Web site:<br \/>\nCareers<br \/>\nFranchising Opportunities<br \/>\nNutritional Information<br \/>\nSpecial Dietary Needs or Allergen Information<br \/>\nPrograms for Kids<br \/>\nPublic Policies<br \/>\nBK\/McLamore Foundation<br \/>\nDonations\/Charitable Contributions<br \/>\nMarketing Ideas<br \/>\nBURGER KING\u00c2\u00ae Toys<\/p>\n<p>Contact your local BURGER KING\u00c2\u00ae restaurant:<br \/>\nFor contact information, please use our Restaurant Locator.<\/p>\n<p>Contact the Burger King Corporate Office:<br \/>\n5505 Blue Lagoon Drive, Miami FL 33126<br \/>\nCorporate Headquarters (305) 378-3000<br \/>\nMarketing\/Advertising (305) 378-7200<br \/>\nDonations\/Charitable Contributions (305) 378-7096<br \/>\nConsumer Relations (305) 378-3535<br \/>\n(Monday-Friday 9 a.m.-5 p.m. ET)<\/p>\n<p>Communication with Burger King Corporation is not accepted via e-mail.<br \/>\nClick here for our corporate policies &#038; more info.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not only could I not have my burger my way &#8211; but I couldn&#8217;t contact them my way.<\/p>\n<p>Some one needs to check their slogan and make sure that it&#8217;s still company policy.<\/p>\n<p>Advertising &#8220;Have it Your Way&#8221; is great. I love having it my way. <\/p>\n<p>But instead of getting it my way there &#8211; I went to What-A-Burger where I had it &#8220;Just my Way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks What-A-Burger for standing by your corporate slogan.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m glad to be able to send you my comments my way &#8211; by a form on your website or email.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on a bit of a rant here. After working late tonight, I decided to stop by a local burger joint to grab a value meal for my evening dinner. I asked for a particular burger and I was told, &#8220;Sorry, we&#8217;re out of those buns.&#8221; I was taken back and asked her to repeat &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/have-it-your-way\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Have it your way?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2414],"tags":[3242,3244,163,1168,3243],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eats","tag-burger-king","tag-burgers","tag-fast-food","tag-rant","tag-your-way"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pEnSo-1C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/84"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/casadeblundell.com\/jonathan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}